[by Son of Bob]
And now, a moment with Joe Biden.
BIDEN: …but, in all seriousness, I’ve always loved the Asian people. Not just the geishas either. No, seriously. But, you people should be proud. When I travel around to software companies like this, I see so many young Asians… I’ve talked to so many Asians I’m surprised I’m not fluent in Oriental by now, by God. But, I have a best buddy back home named Chin Lee. And, he’s such a great guy, God love ‘im. And, just the other day I ran into Chin over at the local Bob’s Big Boy, where I eat about once a week, and Chin says to me, “Joe, you’ve gotta keep these Republicans from destroying the economy. Under you and Barack, the economy has gotten so much better… ” and this is from an Asian guy, he knows math… “and if Romney and that other guy get in they’ll ruin everything.” And so, I told him, keep your chin up! No, seriously. Barack is gonna do everything he can to make sure you and your friends all do well, whether you work in computer software development or selling electronics in some inner-city storefront, we’ll make sure each of you can sell plenty of video games or knock-off electronics and can afford to have a nice, traditional duck on your plate for Christmas dinner. We’re gonna keep this thing going…
This has been a moment with Joe Biden.
Too real. How does SoB understand Joe Biden so well?
Is it possible SoB is some kind of distant relative, or something?
(I mean that in a good way… hehe.)
Maybe a genius at understanding personalities.
Heh – is there any ethnicity that Joe hasn’t “known intimately”? Can’t wait for him to regale us with his reminiscences of chats with his Polish friends.
DamnCat –
Joe probably refers to his Polish friends as “Polacks”, and doesn’t understand why they don’t believe that he means no offense.
“How does SoB understand Joe Biden so well?”
A good question, indeed! Have any of you seen Son of Bob and Joe Biden in the same room? It’s something to think about.
Either they are one and the same person, or SoB dropped some really bad acid once upon a time, and he is having flashbacks when he writes his Moments with Joe Biden. If there is another explanation, I’d like to hear it.
And, in the fine new tradition of the leftists, it is now up to SoB to prove he is not Joe Biden.
Ogrre,
2+2=4. George Washington was the first president of the United States. And, if you stick a paperclip in an electric socket it will hurt.
I hope this proves that I am not actually Joe Biden. As clearly Joe Biden could not know these things.
Sorry Ogrre, SoB proved himself to not be Joe Biden. Unless, of course, Biden is trippin’ on acid.
SoB, I will accept your proof. Damn! A perfectly good hypothesis shot to hell! If I were a democratic, such a thing as facts would not change my mind. It’s so much easier being a brain dead dem; you don’t have to change your mind about anything.
Joe Biden walks into a bar…and wakes up in the hospital with a concussion.